Rating: T (PG-13) For Future Content and Language
Disclaimer: Naruto © Masashi Kishimoro
Summary: Sasuke is woken from his warm bed one morning to find an unconscious messenger bird collapsed at his window. With many curses directed towards Windex and the momentary issue of finding his boxers, Sasuke accompanies Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi to Suna, where it appears that Gaara has eloped with his dear brother, Kankuro. Oh dear.
A/N: This is for my dear friend, Line, who had the misfortune of taking a fandom quiz on DA. Her answers were so almost-plausible that it had to be written.